Your Yearly Test

Your yearly
dementia test


It's that time of year to take our annual senior citizen test.
Exercise of the brain is as important as exercise of the muscles.
As we grow older, it's important to keep mentally
alert.. If you don't use it, you lose it!

Take the
test presented here to determine if you're losing it or
not. The spaces below are so you don't see the answers
until you've made your answer.
OK,
relax, clear your mind and begin.


1. What do you put in a
toaster?

















Answer:
"bread." If you said "toast," give up now and do
something else. Try not to hurt yourself. If you said
bread, go to Question 2




2. Say "silk"
five times. Now spell "silk." What do cows
drink?














Answer:
Cows drink water. If you said "milk," don't attempt the
next question. Your brain is over-stressed and may even
overheat. Content yourself with reading more appropriate
literature such as Auto World. However, if you said
"water", proceed to question 3..




3. If a red
house is made from red bricks and a blue house is made
from blue bricks and a pink house is made from pink
bricks and a black house is made from black bricks, what
is a green house made from?





















Answer:
Greenhouses are made from glass. If you said "green
bricks," why the hell are you still reading these?? If
you said "glass," go on to Question
4.









4. It's
twenty years ago, and a plane crashes from 20,000 feet
over Germany (If you will recall, Germany at the time
was politically divided into East and West Germany .)
Where would you bury the survivors? East Germany, West
Germany, or "no man's land"?






















Answer: You
don't bury survivors, dipstick. If you said ANYTHING
else, you're a dunce and you must stop. If you said,
"You don't bury survivors", proceed to the next
question.



5. Without
using a calculator - You are driving a bus from London
to Milford Haven in Wales . In London , 17 people
get on, in Milford , 16 get off. Name the
driver..



























Answer: Oh,
for crying out loud! Don't you remember your own name?
It was YOU!!


Now pass this
along to all your friends and pray they do better than
you..


PS: 95% of
people fail most of the
questions.